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03-08-04, 08:33
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

,


If you don't, you are not a man

,


If you praise her, she thinks you are lying





If you don't, you are good for nothing





If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp





If you don't, you are not understanding





If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring





If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing





If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy





If you don't, you are a dull boy





If you are jealous, she says it's bad





If you don't, she thinks you do not love her





If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

: !



If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"

: !



If you fail to help her in crossing the street,you lack ethics





If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction





If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

!



If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

!



If you talk, she wants you to listen





If you listen, she wants you to talk

!



In short:





So simple, yet so complex





So weak, yet so powerful

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So confusing, yet so desirable





can't live with them..





can't live without them ...


07-08-04, 05:10

vip2004
11-08-04, 07:25

domo3 el7izen
08-01-05, 04:33
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